A tale from the Y (chromosome that is)

Yes, I have finally managed to wrestle the pass word and user ID from my wife in order to bring you all my side of the 'story' so far. I don't know what Stephanie has been telling you all but Australia is pretty frakin' cool(what do you expect, with all the free time I have had I couldn't possibly remember to read my wife's blog). Of course I was able to weasel my way along with Stephanie and her new bosses as they traveled about for work and stayed at fabulous hotels where I sat at the pool and toured around all the fun tourist spots. Unfortunately that gravey train was never bound to last. stephanie began to wise up and wonder when I was going to find a job. I did try to delay it as long as possible. I spelled peoples' names wrong, told the truth about my work habits adn skills, showed up late to interviews, and despite it all some one actually hired me. The company's name is Cellar Link, and they have brought me on as the Logistics Coordinator. Cellar Link is an online wine retailer, cellar manager and wine invenstment advisor. (No my boss was NOT partaking of the stock when I was hired, he was on pain killers.) Cellar Link's clients treat wine not as just something to drink but as a long term investment. I have made it through my 1st 3.5 days of work. And boy am I rusty. The atrophy is pretty bad. How did I ever do this six days a week at Mammoth?! I barely remember how to answer a phone much less use outlook. I am sure I am dazzling my new bosses with my skill and efficiency. I am hoping they just think of me as a slow american (fooled them, I'm Costa Rican). Hopefully this coming week will be a little easier. But who knows. I guess I will by Friday. Let you know how it went then. If Stephanie ever lets me back on.